Word Interpretations

This week's word: NEWS


"For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't ... you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there." Jon Stewart

"The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts --- they're paying for it too." John Kerry

"Problems are the price of progress. Don't bring me anything but trouble. Good news weakens me." Charles F. Kettering

"Nothing travels faster than light with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules." Douglas Adams