Seriously, it is. I can't journal. I can't write a paragraph. I can't look at my blog because it makes me depressed that I can't share some kind of writing update. I have never gone this long without writing. It's been months. I have even tried going to my favorite place to write and I get distracted by everything, not because I'm distracted, but because I'm looking for distractions so I have a reason not to write.
I have sat down with my favorite book of writing prompts. I wish there was some magic wand someone could wave that would just send my writer-without-words ailment faraway. I don't know how many episodes of Sex and the City I've caught on E! the last few weeks and I am so jealous of "Carrie" because she'll hammer out a four sentence paragraph with the greatest of ease that is witty and funny and thought provoking and somehow always relevant to th plot of the episode.
I've hit rock bottom. I'm jealous of fictional characters.